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‘It’s OK, we understand’: IOC won’t sanction ‘excited’ hockey heroes for singing Russian anthem

By ethan / February 26, 2018

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) will not sanction the gold medal-winning Olympic Athlete of Russia (OAR) ice hockey players, who controversially sang Russia’s national anthem during their medal awards ceremony. IOC said they accept that the athletes were over-excited by their nail-biting 4-3 overtime final victory over Germany, which carried over to the medal presentation […]

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Boris Johnson is “very excited” to discover he is related to syphilitic 18th century Swiss mummy

By ethan / January 25, 2018

Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson tweeted his excitement at the discovery that he is the ancestor of a newly-identified 17th century Swiss mummy. A syphilitic mummified corpse dating back to the 18th century has been identified as Anna Catharina Bischoff, the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother of the foreign secretary. Her body was most recently uncovered in 1975 in Basel’s […]

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